One more reason I loathe Christmas

My preschoolers watch Christmas specials (not the classic ones) of the cartoon characters they watch (Dora, Calliou, you know...Nick Jr. and Sprout.  And here is what KILLS me...all the horrific songs they "compose" to sing during the specials...it's like people who hate music and want to make Scrooges like me wretch out loud are given the assignment.  Truly mentally unsettling...must go read Zombie short stories.